Here’s a really quick one for Windows Users to try:
Either hit the Start button and click Run or on the keyboard hit the Windows key + R.
You’ll get to the command prompt. Type in the following:
If you’re happy and you know it…
Hit return. The result shouldn’t be any surprise. You’re using a Windows system after all…
If you’ve never looked at Bash then you’re missing out.
It’s essentially the best quotes from Internet Relay Chat (IRC). The clever, the funny, the weird, and, of course, the stupid.
I present for your momentary amusement this conversation from the top 100:
docsigma2000: jesus christ man
docsigma2000: my son is sooooooo dead
c8info: Why?
docsigma2000: hes been looking at internet web sites in fucking EUROPE
docsigma2000: HE IS SURFING LONG DISTANCE
docsigma2000: our fucking phone bill is gonna be nuts
c8info: Ooh, this is bad. Surfing long distance adds an extra $69.99 to your bill per hour.
docsigma2000: …!!!!!! FUCK FUCK FUCK
docsigma2000: is there some plan we can sign up for???
docsigma2000: cuz theres some cool stuff in europe, but i dun wanna pauy that much
c8info: Sorry, no. There is no plan. you’ll have to live with it.
docsigma2000: o well, i ccan live without europe intenet sites.
docsigma2000: but till i figure out how to block it hes sooooo dead
c8info: By the way, I’m from Europe, your chatting long distance.
** docsigma2000 has quit (Connection reset by peer)
This is a direct copy with the spelling mistakes left in.
Some people really should not be allowed to connect to the internet.
