One of the best reviews of Vista I’ve seen yet:
“You should go to Vista.”
“So you like Vista?”
“Not really, no. I run a Vista simulator.”
“Virtual Server?” the Boss asks.
“Nah, I just turned on all the flashy crap in XP, changed the background image, took some memory out of my box and clocked down the CPU. Then broke Media player. Works like a charm.”
“So you don’t like it?”
“No. But it has does have one advantage.”
“What’s that?”
“It causes a clean reinstall of XP which is generally good from a defrag point of view.”
Blatantly copied, unedited, direct from the Bastard Operator From Hell